L: A 13 year old ran up to me on the subway today and screamed, “MILF alert!” in my face. While I’m flattered that a 13 year old would want to fuck me I’m insulted that he assumed I’m a mom.
A: I swear to God, you are the weirdest psychologist I know.
L: It’s a weird profession.
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