Par for the course.
Sunday morning, 11:00am.
Laura: Hey, hey HEY!!! Adam, wake up! Are you up? I’m going out to do those things. Do you understand what you need to do while I’m out?
Adam: Sure!
Laura: OK, what are they? Can you tell me?
Adam: My job is to get bitten by the snakes.
Laura: No… NO! That is NOT your responsibility at all! In fact. it’s pretty much the exact opposite of your responsibility.Your job is just to wake up!
Adam: Oh, OK.
Laura: I have to make a few stops… going first to Kiwis for milk, toilet paper and hot cereal, then at that Goodbye Blue Monday place for coffee. While I’m gone you all you have to do is just wake up and get out of bed.
Adam: That seems like an awful lot of trouble … just to dress that thing up like a lion.
Laura: I know… wait, WHAT?
Adam: I can’t find the snake. Do YOU have it?
Laura: I DEFINITELY do NOT have the snake. There is NO snake. OK, I’m going to go get us coffee. You just… you just stay there I guess. Think you can handle that?
Adam: You love me!
Laura: It’s true, I do. You just stay there and try not to injure yourself, k?
Adam: zzzzzzz
Laura: Sigh… exactly.
